Wrath of Green Plaguer

On Saturday, I went to a Quakes game which is generally a pleasant experience. However, this time, it was not pleasant at all. cue dramatic music

So we get there before the game starts (which rarely happens) and get in our seats only then to find out it is Breast Cancer Awareness Night. Fine, no problem, right? Wrong, the players come out wearing pink, yes pink, uniforms. OK, so they look stupid but that's more funny than anything, am I right? So anyway they continue and have this 9 year old kid sing The Star Spangled Banner which was amazing but at that final note, everyone was prepared to cover their ears.

Now this is where my rant begins. So we go to get food and it costs $41! This is expected though so I am not very surprised. What did surprise me was the food we got: Nasty Hot Dogs, is there any other kind, with.... nacho cheese? and some of those nasty nachos in the last post. So we get back and eat it as my stomach wishes it was dead. While this is happening, some lady comes by and spills her beer all over me. Sticky and smelly? You betcha. So I'm sitting here, sick, smelly and sticky and now I have to pee. This brings me to my next point- Fat people lying around CAN hurt you. Here's why,there was some really fat guy leaning back a few seats to the right of me, his back fat hanging over the chair. So I walk by and my foot gets caught between a chair and his fat. Yea, I tripped over some guys back fat and i nearly do a face plant oh, and did i mention i fell into stairs. I was this -insert hand motion- close to rolling down the stairs of a baseball stadium. Pretty suckish. Anyway, I have no idea who won because the game went into overtime (did I mention after the game there were fireworks) and we left (missing said fireworks :( ) Anyways now I hate baseball games even more than for the fact they are immensely boring.

With endless rants,
-The Green Plaguer